Hitler Had Mad Skydiving Skillz. Who Knew?

Andrew Revesz
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Swooping is cool. Really cool. But how was Hitler supposed to get laid if he didn't learn how to swoop? Even though he had mad skillz, none of the jerks in the Gestapo would teach Hitler how to swoop - much less order him a Velocity 79 - with only 50 jumps under his belt. He does raise a good point though... why waste money buying a big canopy now, only to downsize later. Lol. Thanks to Bill Voelker for the captions in this hilarious parody from the movie "Downfall."

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Swooping is cool. Really cool. But how was Hitler supposed to get laid if he didn't learn how to swoop? Even though he had mad skillz, none of the jerks in the Gestapo would teach Hitler how to swoop - much less order him a Velocity 79 - with only 50 jumps under his belt. He does raise a good point though... why waste money buying a big canopy now, only to downsize later. Lol. Thanks to Bill Voelker for the captions in this hilarious parody from the movie "Downfall."

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