Friday Freakout: A Horseshoe Is NOT Lucky, It’s A Malfunction!

Andrew ReveszBy Andrew Revesz

Ever try to get down to a formation with your d-bag and lines bouncing around? Umm, that’s called a horseshoe and, contrary to Irish folklore, a horseshoe while skydiving is NOT lucky — it’s a malfunction! The key is to ignore the malfunction and arch harder. Oh, and dodge your friend who’s trying to dump you out. Or maybe he was trying to dock — its somewhat unclear. Lol. But at least they got a nice 4-way after he deployed, and everyone reached the ground safely.