Theres nothing like a grown man crying to put a smile on your face. My fave part is when he says allllaaaaaaaa allaaaaabibki aaaa allahuakbar lalaya dabeeeeeeeyaaa!!!... or something like that.

Thermals are a paraglider's wet dream. That is until your paraglider goes boom! Then that wet dream turns into wet underwear faster than you can say "oh shiiiii..." As the ground rush intensifies, the video cuts out -- he didn't think his GoPro was on, so he thought he was turning it on to film the impact but ended up turning it off instead. Double fail.

Having your Vigil fire prematurely, then getting your head stuck between a twist in your reserve risers and not being able to see what's happening behind you, followed by a water landing kinda sucks. Definitely not the best way to start off your weekend. My advice: buy a case of beer, get a re-pack, and better luck next weekend.

Getting a leg wrapped up in your riser during deployment is definitely up there on the ooooohhh fuuuucckk list. Lets just say that the six-hundred-and-something square feet of trailing fabric probably wasnt making this guy feel all warm and fuzzy inside -- but a clean pair of underwear sure would.

"Be conservative" says the ballsy Aussie who's about to jump off a cliff into thick clouds. Needless to say, this jump is intense. Stick around 'til the end to see what a riser disconnect looks like as you spin into the river below. Whoops.

When you see 15 other parachutes opening, maybe it's time to pull. Just a suggestion. Back tracking for 25 seconds and no alti check?? I call brain malfunction on this one, or maybe he just fell asleep, but he just keeps tracking on. And on. And on. All the way down to nearly 750ft, resulting in a two-out and crash landing. P.S. Darwin says "Hi."

Here's a parachute malfunction without the "freakout." A line over can really mess up your day (or was that a tension knot?), but Johnny Nashville Havron seems pretty cool about the situation -- especially considering this might be his first cutaway. He fights it. He gives it the one-finger salute. He fights it some more. But sometimes youve just got to accept defeat. Pull right, pull left and hello reserve. Beer!

Sometimes when a situation takes a downward spiral, youve got to take matters into your own hands. One of these skydiving instructors keeps his hands on the student. Good call. The other instructor takes a set of lines to the face instead. Not such a good call.

This 30-way formation skydive became a 29-way after a premature deployment right after exiting the lead plane. He didn't have a chance to wave off, so his friend waved off for him. Well, it was more like a wave goodbye, but it's the thought that counts.