Whether your goal is to improve your ability to defend yourself mid-freefall or compete with the best vertical contenders on earth, Full Contact Skydiving is for you! Think of it as savage ballet. Just learn the techniques, then find a friend with a plane to jump out of. It's pretty simple stuff... basic science — gravity, gravity, gravity.
Disclaimer: It pains me to even have to write a disclaimer, but it's the internet, so.... don't try this at home. Or in the sky. Or in the tunnel. It's fake. Not real. A spoof.